Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...