You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...