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A very depressed man
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Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
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A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
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What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
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