Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...