How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...