My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...