The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...