Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...