We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...