Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...