A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...