Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...