Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...