Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...