What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...