Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...