What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...