Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...