Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...