Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...