A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself