Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...