Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....