Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...