Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...