face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...