Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...