Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...