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IRS
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Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Blonde Braincells
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Too Much Computer Time
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Polish Battle Ship
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A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
The Marv Albert Song
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lawyer and a mosquito
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