A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...