A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....