The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....