You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Where is Jesus?
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