Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...