Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...