Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...