Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...