Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...