Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...