Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...