Microsoft and Santa
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With a mouse warming party
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Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Looking Great
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Training the blonde
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You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
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Tired gynocologist
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We could have been here sooner
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What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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