A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...