We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...