Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...