Will it hurt doctor?
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cant stop with the q and a’s
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This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
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Parrot with no legs
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Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
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Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
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