In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...