Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...