Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...