The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...