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Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
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A man goes to his bank manager and says…
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